Now, the librarians notice me
and their German Shepherds get between me and the bookshelves.
They are feminist nazis with service dogs,
blue-haired lesbians without partners.
I walked confidently to my books on hold…
“Your stuff is taking up too much space,” she said.
I adjusted my face
to the voice
and smiled.
“I like to learn stuff.”
“Oh—that’s all good and well, but how many of those books can you read at the same time?”
“You’d be surprised,” I said. “I like to have orgies with them.”
Her jaw dropped.
She hadn’t made love to a book
since 3rd grade.
Intellectual Shaman 
I love books as well. Autobiographies are the best kind. For me at least. I make orgies with them is awesome 🤣.
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Sometimes, I get lucky!
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Haha! Mills and Bob this ain’t!!!
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Mills and BOON!!. Damn autocorrect..
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You’re funny.
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Thanks Selma Martin!!! 🙂
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