the leader

doesn’t know where his followers have gone

he walked too far into the desert

he said too many wrong things

many of his followers died (they were retirement age)

he should have recruited young girls

but it’s too difficult to stimulate them with words

he’s competing with:


men who drive BMWs

and TikTok.

It’s time to end this poem.

5 thoughts on “

  1. In my experience, what women appreciate is respect. Vibrators and TikTok are shallow substitutes, for when the real thing can’t be found. All this business of sure-fire chat-up lines is nonsense; just keep eye contact and show you’re listening and respect them. Maybe the missing title could have been ‘Deserted’. Keep it coming.

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