I prayed for my friend in Florida, yesterday
I think he’s demonically oppressed
And I don’t know if spiritual beings can travel through a computer screen
but it feels like they jumped onto me, today.
They keep jumping up and down
like I’m a trampoline.
They’re tempting me, and trying to wreak havoc on my life
like a fat cubicle worker
who just ate
a big bean burrito.
I prayed for myself
Said the name of Jesus 50 times
and Chanted the Lord’s Prayer.
I don’t think I’m possessed, just oppressed—
although, you might be a better judge of that
at this time.
Please Pray for me,
but before you do,
Pray for yourself.
What harm is there, in Prayer?
That’s what I said, before I prayed for my friend in Florida
It’s been down hill