At my apartment complex…
that’s where the imbeciles are
I see them walking to their cars, constantly.
Hey, I can see myself down there.
I live on the 3rd floor,
and my better-half is down there.
I’m not married
or in any kind of relationship.
It’s my good self
Not the judgmental poet
who is mental,
most of the time
hanging-out, like a bat.
He talks to himself
(The first sign of insanity)
Although, it could be worse…
I always figured, I would be the best at life
but the prettiest girl
in middle school
married an electrician
and pumped-out 5 babies
and they can’t pay the rent.
In 7th grade, she told me, “You’re mean.”
When I wouldn’t buy her lunch.
Now, she complains about it
on Facebook,
and doesn’t do a damn thing
but ride her bicycle down the street
and vote Democrat.
She hasn’t changed.
Have I?
I got good grades
I work in a middle school.
I was a Republican
and now
I don’t vote
Life is poetic.