Right now, my parents would be happy

if I brought home

any woman.

They’ve been worried about me

for some time.

First, they were concerned that I wouldn’t go to college.

“Either, go to college, or move-out,” they said. I thought about that…

It was easier to live at home and attend class, so that’s what I did.

Second, they were worried that I wouldn’t get a career.

“Either, get a career, or move-out,” they said. I thought about that…

It was easier to get a career, so that’s what I did.

Third,

they were worried, I wouldn’t get married.

The problem is…

I moved out, years ago, and I’m still not married,

and the freedom is

impossible to imagine.

Now, I’m trying to figure-out

how to quit my job.

Don’t tell anybody this, but

Life is a trap.